Oscar’s in the Valley – Swan Valley – Saturday 28 March 2026 – Lunch

Oscar's in the Valley

Winery / Modern Australian

The Swan Valley is a special place to me. As a much younger man there were regular trips to a part of Perth that is seriously under utilised and appreciated. There were some nicer wineries back then, and a generally approachable wine industry that had time to chat, and offer a generous tasting pour.

I haven’t been wine tasting here in years, but driving past places like Talijancich brings fond memories of discovery. The associated price differential to Margaret River was stark, and continues to be. A few weddings I’ve been to out here, for some of my closest friends, have been events that feel like I’m much further out of the city. There is simply nothing to not like about the Valley.

Lamonts was the first meal out here that I can vividly remember. I enjoyed olives for the first time. Diverse varieties and sizes marinated together, gently warmed in high quality olive oil. Life changing. Then there is Houghton’s. An afternoon here is a natural relaxant. Its flagship Jack Mann is a wine I love so much that it was the red for the bridal table at our wedding.

It’s been almost a year since I saw my Mum. Part of catching up is the drive and chat. The Swan Valley and the half an hour drive is perfect. All we need now is a comfortable restaurant to while the afternoon away. Oscar’s in the Valley hopefully will deliver.

Looking at the menu two things stand out. There are a lot of different dishes; they all sound delightful. Taking the balance of trying a few things but not leaving too much food behind, we settle on scallops and crab as our entrees, and the roast Berkshire pork for our main. What could go wrong with these tremendous proteins?

Absolutely nothing. Describing the crab as completely wonderful, I’m not sure how to describe the scallops except to say they are even better. The Blue Swimmer crab flesh has been removed, but kept in good sized chunks to allow the subtle flavour to penetrate through the dish, the grape standing out as a nice ingredient to combine with. Continuing a recent love affair with corn, the Abrolhos Island scallops combine beautifully too, but the depth of flavour partly from the caramelisation, is extraordinary.

I’m enjoying a glass of John Kosovich Chenin Blanc with this immaculate food, and scraping the plate with house sourdough. Kosovich is one of my favourite producers in the Valley, so keeping on the theme I also choose their Malbec Petit Verdot next. Generously poured, I love the softness of this red. Next to the Beverley Berkshire Pork, also very generously served, it works well.

Beverley is a place my close friend from uni comes from, and I’m now close to his entire family. I played footy for Beverley in the couple of years leading up to moving to Melbourne, and the whole community is fantastic. Having just seen my friend and his family the day prior, I was glad Mum put in her vote for the delicious pork. Sides of dry aged roasted potatoes, and charred broccolini, felt like the perfect accompaniments, and they were both excellent in themselves, but even better with the pork.

Mum doesn’t always go for dessert, but Oscar’s had her curious for a try of the Eton Mess, and I was happy to share with dinner plans in the evening at Lulu keeping me sensible. I’ve always like the combination of crunch from the meringue and the cream in a mess, but here the lift comes from fresh fig and fig leaf, cutting through the dish superbly.

From the start, service had been knowledgeable in a way we didn’t expect. You could tell from the busy restaurant but calm floorstaff that they had their roles down pat, and we were impressed with those serving us today.

Just like several experiences in this area, Oscar’s left a lasting impression on me, and I have a feeling it will not be forgotten. Future visits seem inevitable, with great food and service, reasonable prices across the board including wine, and an area that is as conducive to a date as it is to a family get together.

Rottnest Guide – a wonderful place with a growing food culture

Rottnest is not about fine dining. It is an incredibly beautiful island, where what makes it unique, is what can make it a bit trying too.

There are few places in the world like it. Some of the most glorious beaches in the world, with not a single soul along the stretch. Very few cars, and a focus on relaxation and avoiding distraction like few places can manage. It is a place where freehold property would be close to Manhattan prices, and gladly there is none of it.

Getting over to Rottnest gives me a feeling of complete ease. For someone who loves swimming, beaches, and waves, this is paradise. That is until dinner time where the island is traditionally a desert. Gourmet offerings used to consist of a slightly better quality supermarket sausage on the barbeque in decent bakery bread.

These days it has got better, and the variety and diversity has grown to a reasonable level for such a superb holiday destination. There are some cute places, and my expectations are lower given my several decades of coming over here, so a good meal can feel like a great meal.

Service staff, and any staffing for that matter, is extremely difficult for restaurants to find, because of the commute which involves a lot of ferry travel, as very few workers get to live on Rotto any more. Hilariously, two nights in a row we had service staff doing their first shift! That’s not something I’d even think to make up! They were not too bad actually, but neither wanted to admit it, with one letting us know at breakfast the next day!

So, this “guide” is really something anyone could put together in a few hours (or less) of research, but given I’ve now dined around Rotto a couple of times I thought I’d tip my toe in.

Lontara – Samphire

Right next to the Rottnest Hotel (aka pub) is Lontara, which is the flagship restaurant doing breakfast, lunch, and dinner, connected to Samphire. My first comment is that prices are not outrageous here, but they are generally more expensive than most of Rottnest.

Lontara has some nice quality offerings, in an incredible location, that is furnished and fitted out very nicely to accord with the beachfront. We had a crayfish in a Thai style, with kaffir lime leaves, and at $86 I thought it was a nice way to celebrate a great holiday. Perrier Jouet at $30 a glass is also not obscene, with lots of nice offerings at a much more reasonable $13 a glass.

While there were some longer than normal waits between courses (especially the mains), and one of our waitpersons was doing their first evening, we were sat on a front table even with our little boy, and we didn’t have to strain to get attention. I would say that training seems almost non-existent, and that is not the waitpersons fault, but the management, and perhaps a function of both having to stretch to just cover each shift.

@lontararottnest

Isola

As a flip to Lontana, we had tried Isola once before, and had low expectations of our next experience. As expected, service was rocky, but we had a first night waitperson who was very good (despite showing that training is non-existent, meaning he must have had good experience elsewhere, but had not been explained the menu). The manager out front purposely put us on an average table, even though we came right on opening time at 5.30pm.

Catheine is great at being polite, but firm. We asked (in a non-threatening way, but with directness) to be moved to one of the many beachfront tables that were not taken (and some were still not taken an hour later). I know that it is quite possible that others had asked for beachfront seating during out timeslot, but there was a couple on a table of six next to us, so this would be giving the restaurant manager the benefit of significant doubt.

The good news was the food at Isola is better than last time, and the ravioli, and market fish (today Barramundi), were both good. The tuna crudo to begin was excellent. Being an Italian focussed restaurant, the wine has an Italian leaning, but I found it odd that so many Eastern States wines were on offer with so many great local wines available to sell. Our waitperson tonight was training to get experience, but will be responsible for the wine list, and coming from Italy I expect it will improve a great deal.

@isolarottnest

Havza

Hours are a little odd, but from 4pm there is alcohol available with a nice sounding food menu, overlooking the beautiful Basin beach. We were here too early in the day to sample the menu, but would have been keen.

@havzarottnest

Rottnest Hotel

The kitchen here supplies room service at Samphire, and for reasonably priced pub classics, the Rotto Hotel is the place to go. It has a large outdoor area overlooking Thomson Bay, and is an iconic pub in WA.

@hotelrottnest

Rottnest Bakery

Like all iconic bakeries, the Rottnest Bakery “used to be better in my day” whenever that day happened to be. What hasn’t changed is the feeling of bliss when you satisfy your hunger after a long morning of exercise, whether that is long walks, rides, or surfs. There are tried and true hangover cures, lunch for breakfast, and all day dessert options aplenty. For long timers, the memories alone are enough to capture you.

@rottnestbakery

The Lane

Decent coffee, nice banana bread on offer, and reasonably priced toasties that do the job.

@thelanecafe_rottnest

Simmo’s Ice Cream

Next to The Lane, and super popular, with lots of flavours, and only available in regional WA. This is a great place for a treat on the way to the pub (going south) or the Basin and Pinky’s (going north).

@simmosicecreamery